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The official name for throwing stones at a can. Named after the impact sound of a stone hitting a can. In a game of tonk the object being tonked is known as a tonk, but the object doing the tonking is also known as a tonk.

Carpet tonking is not allowed
Gary's committed, I saw him tonking on the beach on Christmas day
tonking by The Big Prune January 31, 2018
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To fluff around with someone sexually to lead on and disappoint
Person 1- what’s cracking baby cakes?
Person 2- nuthin
Person 1- cool
Person 2- wanna start something?
Person 1- No I’m just tuning
Tuning by Nutcracker95210 July 15, 2018
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Brand Tuning 

When a company, product or brand is enhanced/ tuned to a particular market or segment.

It leverages existing marketing, PR and brand assets, and is not a re-launch or re-branding.

This especially comes into play when a brand is tarnished by bad service, PR, ill-conceived advertising and needs to be counteracted by tuning.
The new commercial for XYZCars requires Brand Tuning - the image with the car speeding through the suburbs with young passengers promotes irresponsible driving.
Brand Tuning by DeeTee3D May 3, 2009

want to come over tonight for breakfast? 

This is an indirect way of asking someone to rail you.
Y/N: "Hey want to come over tonight for Breakfast?"
N: "We don't eat Breakfast at night? What are we going to do."
Y/N: winks.

We Will Fuck Tonight 

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

Mr. Tonight 

an 80's cover band based out of Lubbock, Texas. They will melt your face with their sheer awesomeness.
Hey, let's go get our faces melted by Mr. Tonight!
Mr. Tonight by rub dub June 30, 2006
Act of playfully batting minds around like a catnip filled toy in a petshop window for one's own amusement. See also: toylette
The Ultimate Postwhore at forums.eHacked.com is toying with everyone just to watch the ensuing mayhem with sadistic glee.
toying by damondrone March 10, 2005