Samuel 

Hates anyone who isn’t him. Cool around family, kinky and romantic around girlfriend, stupid but funny around friends. Probably wants to kill people.

Have you seen Samuel lately? I think he’s either doing his best or has just given up completely.

Samuel by Junkies October 21, 2017

Samuel 

Nice caring guy doesn’t care about people that don’t matter to him ,doesn’t fuck with fools and makes people laugh no matter how angry they are at him

This guy is savage his obviously a Samuel

Samuel by Deadkill August 30, 2018

Samuel 

He's just gay.

Person 1: Who's that over there.
Person 2: Oh that's Samuel.
Person 1: Lets talk to him.
Person 2: Naw hes gay.

Samuel by Galaxyy69 September 6, 2019

Samuel 

a lil cunt that always tries to steal ur food, never shares and the big gay.

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Samuel is gay

Samuel by nigerian prince 420 October 2, 2019

Samuel 

A gay fuck head who is built like a turtle, his long boney neck makes you wanna snap it in half
His Mc Donald looking ass forehead stands out from the rest
His hair is so fucking greasy i can see my own reflection in it
His 2 mm defter leaves men speechless, yes men he cant get women.

"yo tommy do u that Samuel over there"
"Ew bro"

Samuel by 2InchPinch96420 November 9, 2020

Samuel 

Samuel is a guy who gets rejected by every girl he goes up to. This is because his 4.8 inch penis can't dazzle any girl to like him. He is very ugly and has no friends. People only talk to him because they feel sorry for him cause he has no friends. He looks like a wrinkled deceased chode. He thinks he is good looking but nah, iphe is very disgusting.

"That thing is very little, it reminds me of Samuels penis"

Samuel by Samuel4.8 June 1, 2017

SAMUEL 

A fucking idiot.

Fuck Samuel.

SAMUEL by rosting popular people December 5, 2019