asshat 

A term that can be friendly as a joke or rude as an insult.

Friend 1: Coca-Cola hurts when you snort it...
Friend 2: Then don't do that, asshat!
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Bully: I'm gonna beat you, pussy!
Kid: Beat me? Wow, that's gay.
Bully: Not what I meant, asshat!

asshat by Michael Chrosniak May 17, 2008

asshat 

Someone who is so foolish that they talk with thier head up thier ass, making them an asshat

You are an asshat

Andy Milonakis:*on his show* Stop calling here asshat!

asshat by DizzyLizzy January 29, 2007

asshat 

A hat, with a fireman's type of face shield, which protects you from coming into contact with "ass particles" from a third party.

The genesis coming from a story told by an lady who was angry that her partner was cheating. In order to get back at him, she cheated as well, and during that session performed massive amounts of annalingus. Afterwards her partner asked her if she wanted to take a shower before returning home. She said no. He then remarked, "well what if your boyfriend tries to kiss you when you get home." To which she replied...."who cares!"

If her boyfriend had his asshat on, he would be safe.

"That girl is so dirty, I wouldn't touch her without my asshat on....."

"She was so nasty, even an asshat wouldn't protect you."

asshat by G. Shanberg January 11, 2009

Asshateus Maximus

gluteus's brother

hey gluteus wassup

oh nothing hanging out with Asshateus Maximus

Asshateus Maximus by MasterofDisaster95 September 30, 2016

Asshatery 

When someone has reached the top tier of benign an asshat.

“Why would you make a character just to kill it off? That’s Asshatery!”

Asshatery by Baby Nunchuck October 28, 2023

stop this asshatery 

A most disrespectful way to tell one to drop the bullshit. An asshat is one who uses their own ass as a hat, making asshatery the action the obnoxious actions made by an asshat, which usually involve angering or disregarding other people.

Kelly- Jessica must be stopped she's an asshat
Joie- Jessica STOP THIS ASSHATERY thank you

Jessica- That hurts
Joie- I'm sorry you feel that way

stop this asshatery by hi i'm a asshat August 24, 2022

asshat 

a shrude talking hat that shouts mean names

Hat: Yo B-otch your a nasty
Woman: :'( your an asshat!

asshat by HuggiePanda August 21, 2008