a kind of creepy guy, he is not necessarily creepy in a bad way but he is still creepy. he is nice but he a lot of times is overly nice but it's not so bad. he makes a lot of stupid jokes and says a lot of inappropriate things without using any inappropriate words. he looks a lot younger than he is. he is a great friend even though he is very annoying.

paul is small

paul by Sheets of grass October 2, 2018

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The best strongest, fastest, most smart person in the world. He is the sexiest man on earth and will go far anywhere he goes

You are a Paul

Paul by Paul Duffy October 12, 2018

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Far too sweet for a guy... so lovable and has the best sense of humor. Will travel the world for you for the smallest thing. if you need a shoulder to cry on he is there. Helps you through everything. Hot as hell. The best musician a label could ask for! When he is meters away you can still feel his warmth. A family guy takes care of his friends, children, and partner as good as he can. A hard worker and finds time for everyone. IF you get a chance to be with him don't let him go... you will regret it every day for the rest of your life.

"Paul is the best guy I have met in my entire life."

Paul by anonymoussmarts October 13, 2018

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Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.

"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."

Paul by Unicake February 6, 2019

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