Creswell, Oregon 

A boring, cold, little town in the lower parts of Oregon. It's good if you want to vacation in Oregon for about a week. It's really peaceful for a while, but if your not an elderly, it'll just get straight up boring and you'll wanna choke everyone in town. They're schools aren't the best. All filled with weirdos and horrible teachers. You'll be lucky to find a handful of friends there. So, overall; Creswell, Oregon is not a very good town.

Girl: Heeyy! Let's go party in Creswell, Oregon!
Friend: Nahh, let's go to Portland! Creswell's boriiing!

Creswell, Oregon by asdfghfds July 8, 2011

ontario, oregon 

A town in Eastern Oregon that's possibly the origin of of all sin. It's certainly hot like hell is.

"I passed through Ontario, Oregon once. I saw one tree. One. Dying. Tree."

ontario, oregon by Paige Blair June 27, 2008

Southern Oregon University 

Smoked Out University is its second name. It is a school in Ashland Oregon that gives a decent education and calls itself a liberal arts school

"Im thinking about going to SOU!"
"Southern Oregon University? You are just going to smoke a bunch and take some crazy classes"
"exactly!"

Southern Oregon University by Epitath December 13, 2009

Springfield Oregon 

A place commonly known as Springtucky because of all the rednecks, tweakers, and inbreeding, located near Eugene Oregon.

Hey why do people from Eugene Oregon go to the yard sales in Springfield Oregon?
Why?
To get all there missing things back!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... yeah springtucky is a ghetto ass place

Springfield Oregon by (=$eth=) December 9, 2008

Sandy, Oregon 

A small mountain town at the base of Mt. Hood. Basically a shit hole, full of ridiculously ignorant fucks.

Sandy, Oregon" "People who wear pajamas to the super market" "Christians who know nothing about jesus

Sandy, Oregon by carl bannana March 11, 2011

Ashland Oregon 

A part of Southern Oregon, representing the West Coast. A place where partying is the only event often happening in that town. The police department is busy giving out lots of minor tickets out to the younger population.

"Ashland Oregon is a part of southern Oregon

Ashland Oregon by jdiggsyeee December 25, 2008

St.Johns. Portland Oregon  

A small town founded in 1865 with a Population of 11346 people. Also known as
the Mecca, Pre's dream town, and
birthplace of Jesse. Portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. It is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. Runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. Children comfortably walk St. Johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby's written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. Attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. There are Safeway's and Fredmeyer's grocery food chains everywhere. McDonald's is the most hated restaurant in town and Dairy Queen is Queen. The Shell gas station effortlessly took Arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the St. Johns bridge, Jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an Olympic Gold medal won in London through the 1500 meter run; on his way to Seven Eleven to buy a pack of peanut butter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =

I ran a sub four minute mile in St.Johns. Portland Oregon

St.Johns. Portland Oregon by St. Johns. Portland Oregon January 15, 2009