Return of the Jedi

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noun: A variant on the "Alaskan Pipeline." (Which is when one takes a shit in a condom, lets it freeze over night, and then proceed to masturbate with it.)
The Return of the Jedi implies pleasuring oneself with the pipeline and then squeezing the frosty turd out of the condom and into a person's asshole; allowing it to thaw and then shitting it out again.

"Man, this broad I had sex with last night was such a freak. Not only did she want to do the Alaskan pipeline, but then she wanted the Return of the Jedi too!"

Return of the Jedi by heylookitsmarco2 February 6, 2009

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American Jedi

A term used to describe a memeber of a Special Ops unit of the american military. Basically a modern "jedi knight" due to his badassness and the fact that he can basically kick anybodys' ass.

Cliff: So what are you? Rangers? Navy Seals? Delta Force?
Nick: Offically I can't say.
Cliff: Unoffically?
Nick: I'm a fuckin' american jedi.

American Jedi by thatguy735 June 3, 2010

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JEDI • Jedi mind trick • jedi flip • jedidiah • Jediah • jedibitch • jedikiller • Jedi Council • Jedi Knight • Jedidja

cock jedi

a girl that pisses you off then drags you into the bedrrom to fuck your brains out so you forget about beng angry as hell at her

that fucking whore tasha is such a cock jedi i can't get rid of her, who can argue with 6 times a day?

cock jedi by Scott January 1, 2005

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The Jedi shit

When your severly constapated, and you have to use The force to get that bad boy moving

Luke skywalker : fucking hell Obe One, iv being trying to burst this shit out of me the last hour here and notings happening

Obe one: use the force Luke

Luke: sound lad that done the job

#The jedi shit

The Jedi shit by Dots365 October 21, 2016