gouch ferret 

this word is synonymous with taint weasel, regarding a person who enjoys exploring the nether region we call taint.

So and so is such a gouch ferret, I can barely keep her head out of my crotch long enough to have legitimate sex!

gouch ferret by Nik Danger April 11, 2010

toilet ferret 

A toilet Ferret is a ferret who has to live in a toilet that is filled with water. toilet ferret belongs to a shemale, and the shemale us responsible for taking care of the ferret. also, toilet ferrets will ruin your afterparties. Never EVER invite them to an afterparty, or a strip club for that matter. toilet ferrets thrive in a big family filled with weird people like aunt susans and shemales, and models.

While we were sleeping, our toilet ferret fell out of the bowl and almost died, but we were able to revive him by havng our Aunt Susan sing to him.

toilet ferret by someonewhoisalunatic December 14, 2012

Shit ferret 

Alternative swear for when things aren't just shit.

You shit ferret

Shit ferret by casey73 October 9, 2014

Rusty ferret

The act of performing anal intercourse and subsequently breaking the anus. During the following commotion the relevant penis is inserted as discreetly as possible into the other partys' mouth.

Carol broke up with Sam yesterday.

Why?

Well he dropped a rusty ferret on her and that's just going too far.
Aaaah duude that's nasty

Rusty ferret by Rlwilliamas October 11, 2016

Trouser ferret 

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

Trouser ferret by Big daddy 11 January 3, 2017

Distracted Ferret

An extremely scatter brained or easily distracted person; someone who is nearly incapable of focusing on any one thing for an extended duration or several things for longer than half a millisecond.

Dude, I'm so slammed at work, I'm going seriously distracted ferret right now!

Distracted Ferret by Distracted Ferret March 21, 2017

Mrs ferret

An old evil narcissistic delusional pe teacher who will happily give you a zero anytime and anywhere

Who's that crazy lady over there
Oh that's just Mrs ferret

Mrs ferret by Maybe I wanna use my real name April 13, 2019