Brendan 

Brendan is a guy who loves many girls. the girls never love him back because he normally friend zoned himself before they have a chance. The girl he likes now is called Tessa. Brendan is a loyal Christian and will never portray god or Tessa.

Wow, your the best Brendan ever.

Brendan by keir mc mannus August 5, 2018

Brendan 

That dude who slaps his own ass during straight sex.

He is very straight. "WOW Brendan is so hot and seems straight"-Straight woman who isn't transgender

Brendan by HypersMyth August 15, 2018

Brendan 

Man who sucks more penis than a vacuum in a 13 year old's house.

That person is a total Brendan

Brendan by pkmn101 September 7, 2018

Brendan 

Brendan is a outstanding wimpy boy. But he is very strong on the inside. If you have a Brendan in your life go up to him and introduce yourself, they will be happy to be your friend! Brendan's are very nerdy. They are usually the most smartest kids in the whole school, but they are very kind and get strait As.

When he's with his girlfriend, he acts 10 TIMES as nicer. He will do anything for the person he loves, or people who are close to him.
He is amazing. No doubt. He almost never gets mad unless you hurt him first.

Brendan's are amazing people. If you ever get in a fight with Brendan, don't worry! He will get over it quickly and you might even become best buddies!
If you know a Brendan, you are very lucky!

Girl 1: Brendan's my world. He means everything to me! He is SO AMAZING!!!
Girl 2: He used to be mine. But then we broke up, but me and him are still good friends!!
Girl 3: Brendan and me are close buddies. I would never ever want to change that!
Girl 4: Isn't that the wimpy nerdy kid? Yeah, he's great!

Brendan by gx jbtekd, October 2, 2018

Brendan 

Very autistic, depressed but he is very outgoing , funny, also love hungry (wink wink girls) this crazy combo makes him very good... such wow!!!!

Brendan stop being autsistic

Brendan by THOTSLAYER9000 October 2, 2018

Brendan 

Very “special”, sometimes annoying, Psychopathic. Although he is very outgoing, love hungry (wink wink girls) and a very great friend. This crazy combo is what makes him great.

Brendan your being weird again

Brendan by Little zan October 2, 2018

Brendan 

Your future ex husband

Is that Brendan? What ever happened between you two?

Brendan by The enlightened one October 21, 2018