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Straight Challenged 

A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"

Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
Straight Challenged by inmijd May 31, 2011

Straight Ham 

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.
Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!
Straight Ham by Wazikazi August 1, 2011

Straight Above the Belt 

Someone who's gay, will act straight, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex.
Person #1: Aren't you gay?

Person #2: Yeah, but I'm straight above the belt.

straight up thirty 

Precisely 30 minutes after the hour.
"Hey, don't forget to pick me up at straight up thirty."

Straight Running 

Pursuing an activity to the exclusion of all else. The activity could be: driving non-stop, studying all night or longer, going on a drug jag or just about anything else.
I need to get home. No rest stops for me. I'll be straight running to Boston.

I didn't study my Sociology all semester. I'll be straight running for two days before the final.

That guy should get help. He's been straight running on junk for three days.
Straight Running by 73Guy June 23, 2012

As straight as a roman road 

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

straight 

*nig takes out his fags*
Jack: oi nig, giz us a straight.
nig: naaah bruv,not waisting my snout on you.
Jack: dont be out give me a blem
nig: Na but you have saves
straight by Nicole Goodman October 20, 2013