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byron middle school 

the worse school. no one likes it because teachers r rude and so r the kids ( @alisonroseh on snap)
teacher- ur a disgrace at byron middle school
kid- i know but ur a grass babe

Coastal Middle School 

Coastal Middle school is a shitty dump and a poor excuse for a school. Coastal is known for it's juuling and fights, as well as its many scandals. Coastal is an "IB" school, so its principal tells everyone that it is a good school when, its actually not. But do whatever makes you happy I guess, Ms. Shooter Jones ( :
Coastal Middle School by lil_peeper December 31, 2019

Avenel middle school 

A bitch ass school with kids that talk shit but don’t do anything

Lenape middle school 

A crackhead school, but quality people
I fucking hate Lenape middle school but I also love it

Bernards Middle School

Home of the oldest living fossil, known as the famous smurf Laspada. Bernards has the best pizza around, Lennys. Buona pizza can blow me thrice. There are three categories of nards, The boomer nards that have lexus’ and can’t drive right, The Mexican Nards that are here for s good time and not for a long time, and the business owners. Nobody knows the mayor of bernards, and nobody gives a shit. If you don’t have a black addidas hoodie, you aren’t a nard. We have like 3 black people, so the N word pass is safe with them. Bernards Bitches be phlat as hell, just date someone at ridge. Oh yeah, good luck with bedminster freshmen.
“You from bernards?”
“Yeah!”
“great now suck me off
Bernards Middle School- Home to beginner heroin junkies.
Bernards Middle School by hardboi February 3, 2020

monroe middle school 

a random school named after a army dude who committed suicide for his comrades.

(Conspiracy theory: I think the school just tries to get money too)
Monroe Middle School is a school of school like school things.
monroe middle school by TheFreshMilk February 27, 2020