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A half-baked expression of love. Purposefully, leaving out the "I" in "I love you" so as not to take ownership. Usually in the form of a text message, it spells doom for a committed relationship.
Man: You are my moon and my stars. I love you.

Woman: Love u.
love u by Lovesick March 9, 2014
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S.Q.U.I.R.T. 

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.
Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.
S.Q.U.I.R.T. by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011

How u sound b? 

This sentence is commonly used when ordered to do something you do not have any intention of doing or when told something you weren't expecting and you get agry by it. The "b" can stand for anything you want it to, like: bitch, baby, boo, boy, etc.
Example 1
Teacher: you are failing
person 1: what? how u sound b?

Example 2
person 1: yo do my homework
person 2: how u sound b? do it yourself
What you get when a Jewish police officer arrests you for driving under the influence because you are a drunk Gentile/Australian actor/director who blames Jews for drunk driving laws.
Officer: Sir, you were swerving, please exit the vehicle.

Australian Gentile director/actor: Jews have started all wars and killed Jesus!

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for Jew-U-I.

Australian Gentile director/actor: I demand my Jewish lawyer.
Jew-U-I by deadon September 8, 2008
All 12 year olds use this word. The most powerful word in the dictionary. It's rejecting something but throwing it back to the person who said it.
no u by Vront May 23, 2018

s.u.g.a.r. 

Sweet Unbeilevably Gorgeous And Rare
wow man she's so s.u.g.e.r.
s.u.g.a.r. by julabananeep September 7, 2005