Poser Muslim 

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.

Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.

Poser Muslim by Not Wake February 29, 2008

Posercore

Also spelled "Poseurcore", the word is a rip on all of the bands that think they kick ass, but in real life, they're fucking poseurs. Examples include: Most bands with "-core" at the end of the genre name, all Emo bands, the Warped Tour lineup, and recent Green Day.

Coined in this conversation outside a Hot Topic:

Friend: "Dude, those bands piss me off! Come on, Christcore?! Metalcore?! Give me a break."

Me: "We should just group all those bands together and call it 'Posercore'."

Friend: (Laughs)

Posercore by Ov Fire And The Void April 21, 2010

poser

One of the most overused words in the english language, especially by teens, and is probably one of the dumbest words as well. A poser is supposed to describe a person who pretends to be something they aren't and/or like something they don't. This word is too broadly used, and puts down people who want to try new things and want to get away from their past likings. I think it's a dumb word and the person who first used it should be punched in the family jewels.

idiot: Omg John is such a poser he wears Etnies and doesn't skate!!!
me: Why? because he likes their clothes?

idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk
me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass

correct person: Nicks a poser cause he

poser by clothes guy August 14, 2007

Poseidon's Kiss 

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping . It's so gross but so relatable!

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced Poseidon's Kiss.
B: So relatable!

Poseidon's Kiss by KoalE July 31, 2016

poser punk 

trendy bastards that have rich parents and want to be noticed.and they might have a half mohawk.

you.your dog.your mom.

poser punk by no November 19, 2003

poser

some one trying to be something their not

Ashlee Simpson

OH MY GOD!! ASHLEE SIMPSON IS SO ROCKIN'

poser by zach May 13, 2005

poser horns

The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.

Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)

Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)

poser horns by Johnny B. Money October 30, 2007