Change Fiddler 

Any person who annoys you while shaking change in his or her pockets, beyond reason, as though said person is playing a song in his or her head while shaking the pocket coins.

Typically a teacher, or any person in a cush job with a pear-shaped body.

Jason: What did Mr. Carr say the answer to 31 is?
Kyle: I don't know! He's a change fiddler, and it distracted me from hearing the answer.

Change Fiddler by Shareeb4Prez March 4, 2010

Monkey fiddler 

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

Monkey fiddler by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

German Fiddler 

- When 2 or more people engage in sexual intercourse.

- Person 1 sticks his/her finger in either their bum hole or vagina.

- The partner grabs the arm of Person 1 and moves it in and out in a uniform motion.

- Causing Person 1 to slowly climax.

dude, i just gave that chick a german fiddler

German Fiddler by InfamousBrownie October 17, 2011

A Fiddle of Paedophiles 

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

A Fiddle of Paedophiles by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014

Kiddy Fiddler 

Someone who touches underage kids and entices them into there van

Kane is a kiddy fiddler he messages 13 year old girls and invites them into his VW Caddy and attempts to touch them

Kiddy Fiddler by BossMan72 June 1, 2018

who who and the fiddle do 

a generic term for any southern band with a certain folk sound

Charlie Daniel's Band

who who and the fiddle do by mavman July 18, 2008

Fiddlefuck 

a. To mess ("up", or "around")

b. Foreplay

c. Variant of "fiddlestick", which is a substitute of the word "fuck" - used as an exclamation

You make your own damn example, I have no time to fiddlefuck...

except with my boyfriend >:3

Fiddlefuck by Will Shakes March 21, 2009