workaholic boss 

A boss who is addicted to work and expects his employees to work as hard as he does.

I have a workaholic boss, he calls me even when he is on vacation!

workaholic boss by Rêveur January 11, 2009

workaholic slackers 

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working

Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments

workaholic slackers by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014

procrastinating workaholic 

Something Dan Howell is.

Dan: My therapist said that I'm a procrastinating workaholic. Because once I start working on something, I work so hard that I injure myself by forgetting to breathe and do all this other stuff. I just have a problem getting started. For me, it's like a perfectionism thing. Like, I can't just do something and try my best. I'm like, "If I do this thing, it has to be amazing." It doesn't matter if it's an essay, a YouTube video or tidying my bedroom. I'll be like, "If I do this, I have to DO it, man!" And that's the thing, I put this fear in myself. If I were just someone who was like, "I can just do it." You know, roll with the punches. Go with the flow of life. But for me, it's like a perfectionism thing. It's that I know that when I start it, I am going to work so hard that I'm going to be bleeding. Because I care too much, because I'm a freak. I'm definitely someone that cares.

procrastinating workaholic by phangirl! at the disco May 4, 2019

wankaholic 

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

wankaholic by chuck March 26, 2005

workahol 

What workaholics are addicted to. Coined by Demetri Martin.

Demetri Martin - "I've met many chocoholics but I've never seen any Chocohol. We've got an epidemic - people that don't understand the rules of word endings... they're probably over-workahol-d"

workahol by E. Skurka January 8, 2008

Workaholics 

A Comedy Central show that first aired in early April of 2011 and is absolutely hilarious. It follows three friends living and working together after college. Blake Anderson, Adam DeVine and Anders Holm star in this scripted comedy where they spend their days selling time shares and their nights partying. Even though college ended, the fun hasn't.

Kevin: Dude it's Wednesday, guess what's on tonight. New episode of Workaholics!!
Devin: That show is so funny man, cannot wait.

Workaholics by mermaidcat May 17, 2011

wokeaholic 

(Noun). A person so consumed with being woke that they cannot make it through a single day without demonstrating how woke they are; often to the detriment of personal and professional relationships.

The wokeaholics were so outraged at the lack of diversity that they immediately demanded that additional roles be created in Hamlet to include a trans-Asian polar bear and a 7 legged bi-curious octopus named Pat.

wokeaholic by DoctorToxicityTheGreat March 2, 2021