wifed-up 

taken by one man/woman and one man/woman only, faithful and loved by the one person.

im wifed-up and loving my life.

wifed-up by dada polk April 28, 2008

wifed in 

when you're in a committed relationship, and you look 'wifed in' which means you look and act like a married couple.

'you wouldn't dare cheat bro, you're wifed in'

wifed in by ellx November 30, 2016

Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

Army Wifed by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

Wifed down 

To not be able to do anything or go anywhere without approval from whoever you're in a relationship with. This term is similar to "wifed up" but it is much more magnified.

He doesn't come around anymore, he's wifed DOWN!

Wifed down by The League July 8, 2009

Pussy whiffed 

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.

You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."

Pussy whiffed by HaentPaul November 23, 2009

wifed 

Verb.

the act or process of a female getting married

Damn dude! Dirk just wifed up Anne outta nowhere.

wifed by Antoine Roquentin September 25, 2010

wiffey

When your someones Wife, only this is a teenagers way of saying it.

I took my wiffey to the movies last night.

wiffey by Sam Mister August 24, 2006