wifed up 

Someone who is in a relationship. Specifically someone who is completely involved in a relationship that they ignore friends and change their lifestyle.

Erica - Hey Molly you are completely wifed up huh?
Molly - No way, me and Harry Potter are barely seeing each other. Besides he is way to cool for me just like everyone else ever and ever and ever.
Erica - You don't even hang out with us anymore though. You just play Quidditch with him all day.
Molly - Well Erica, really no one likes hanging out with you anyway. You are kind of a loser, but ok maybe I am a little wifed up.

wifed up by rap battle master March 30, 2009

wifed fn 

“Wifed fuck nigga”

Girlfriend- “can I come with you on your Facebook marketplace road trip?”

Boyfriend- “wifed fn”

wifed fn by Ballsrus69 April 19, 2024

Army Wifed

To get completely destroyed or beaten in any activity or situations

Person 1: Have you played the new call of duty?

Person 2: Yeah, I got fucking army wifed

Army Wifed by Shawn696832 January 19, 2020

Wife's Boyfriend 

The dumbass that makes me go to bed at 7:30 even though it's the weekend.

No Wife's Boyfriend Carl, I dont want to go to bed! I'm not even tired yet and it's Saturday.

Wife's Boyfriend by Pogface_063 July 7, 2020

Hot slut wife 

A premiscouis married woman who has sexual relations with other men outside the bonds of matrimony

with her husband's approval. Usually while the husband watches or joins when he's present.

Christine is a hot slut wife, not only does she look great,but she loves to screw other men with and without her husband with her. That doesn't that make her so terrible

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Hot slut wife by fathed420 December 10, 2015

safety wife

A safety wife is a friend who you have agreed to marry once you reach a certain age if you both remain single.

''If we are still single by 40, agree to marry each other?''

''Deal! I'm your safety wife''

safety wife by Angel22222 November 13, 2013

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! 

A legendary line originates from the one and only sesh heads Bendviguez and Kamikles. The ting's a mazza!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife!

I would rather have a dark fruits than a wife! by Mazza King October 7, 2018