Carl Wheezer 

Jimmy Neutron's best friend, as well as the world's sexiest mf out there.

Person 1: ayo who's that?
Person 2: ohh that's carl wheezer, the beatles 5th member

Carl Wheezer by jeekii December 1, 2020

The Wuhan Wheezer 

The Wuhan Wheezer is a geneticly enhanced version of what is currently known as Covid-19 that knows how to do Jujitsu to all of your healthy cells to make them sick.
Side Effects May Include:

- The Ability To Perform Martial Arts At A Black Belt Level

- The Sudden Urge To Eat An Eggroll/Rice

- The Sudden Inability To Drive

- Darkening Of Skin

- Change Of Language

- Squint Eyes

- Dry Cough

- Death

"Dude, I'm gonna die! Jason gave me the Wuhan Wheezer after he went to a Chinese restaurant!"
"Ok dude, get the fuck back bitch! I don't like eggrolls!"

The Wuhan Wheezer by BeanieBitch October 5, 2020

Larl Wheezer 

A person with no life and barely any luck in the love department. They usually spend a lot of time on their computer and use the website "Pornhub" in their spare time.

"Will you ever help me clean?! Or are you just a Larl Wheezer?" said mom

Larl Wheezer by DankTazuna July 13, 2020

Carl Wheezer 

God's most powerful being

"Oh Carl Wheezer," "Carl Wheezer christ!"

Carl Wheezer by Sirkenneth of thirds August 2, 2022

Carl Wheezer 

The all-mighty croissant overlord, as well as the man who will get Jimmy's Mom.

Has 578 allergies, but can still eat ANYTHING.

Hey, Jimmy's mom? Carl Wheezer is pretty fine eh?

Carl Wheezer by Shrek_The_Second May 8, 2023

chuck a brown wheezer 

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)

My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.

chuck a brown wheezer by Matt Turner October 1, 2006

fuck wheezer

An obnoxious fuck of a person who wheezes in quiet places, such as a library or a morgue

The fuck wheezer is back and is interrupting my studies

fuck wheezer by Laurence Fuddlebottom April 15, 2013