wank stain 

A person who is a complete and uter twat!!

"Fuck u bill, your such a fucking wank stain!"

wank stain by clarky-05 April 9, 2005

Wank Shame 

The feeling which comes as a result of mastebating in a way that, at the time seemed like an awesome idea.

After quietly rubbing one out in his mothers room as she slept, Dave was overcome with Crippling wank shame.

Wank Shame by C-Toppa April 20, 2014

wank session 

An act in which a man "tenderizes his meat" or "Jackin' the beanstalk" or to "spank the frank" or "holdin the sausage hostage.

Hey Frank, did you hear Willies wank session last night?

wank session by Willie the wank sesh September 21, 2017

Wank stain 

a jizz stain on clothes or furniture

Mike Carson's three shirts are full of wank stains

Wank stain by L-dizzle October 24, 2004

Wank Spanners 

1. Your hands
2. What your hands become if you use them to masturbate more than 7 times a day
3. Really big hands

1. on average people have 1.9999' wankspanners
2.I had to see a sex-therapist after masturbating too much and developing wankspanners, the only solution was castration but now I just castrabate
3. Brendan Goodbody has wankspanners (we're talking A4 paper sized hands)

Wank Spanners by Leroy Larger February 7, 2005

Wank Sandwich 

When you have Bloc Party playing in one ear and The Kooks in the other.

"Fucks sake! I'm caught in a Wank Sandwich here!"

Wank Sandwich by John in Fleet February 18, 2009

Wank slap 

A funny prank to play whilst drunk at a party or sleep over. Much like placing cream in the open hand of a passed out or sleeping person and tickling them on the face so they slap cream in their face. This is very similar, only using a different kind of "cream". One masturbates on to a piece of tissue, and places the used tissue dry-side-down on to the victims hand. The victim is then tickled on the face to entice them to scratch to itch, and then end up with a wanky tissue stuck on their face.

Dave: Mate, Simon's out cold.
Frankie: Shit, yeah. Hey, he's got one hand open.
Dave: You thinking what i'm thinking?
Frankie: Hell yeah! Let's wank slap this dude.

Wank slap by jewittinspace August 13, 2010