wakey nakey 

1)to wake up naked either purposley or accidently


2)to get so wasted u wake up naked on an anonymous old womans lawn

dude U slept naked? u wakey nakeyed me u cock eater!

o Iam so sry mrs.Googleheimer I got wasted last night and I wakey nakey.

wakey nakey by Kekky December 13, 2004

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey 

Noun. Breakfast in the hood - wings, fries, salmon patties, pancakes, mexican omelette.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey! Get some grub in you before you go to the office, my dolla. But let me read my newspaper first.

Wakey wakey cheese and bakey by Terry Bad Ice September 29, 2017

Wakey Wines 

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

Wakey Wines by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey 

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey by similationavragation November 30, 2010

Wakey water

Coffee

I love a fresh pot of wakey water in the morning

Wakey water by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

Wakey Partakey by RoastnToast April 27, 2021

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey! 

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey! by Renee11 September 19, 2009