wake surfing 

a gay incarnation of surfing usually done by gay frat boys and overly intoxicated girls

what a bunch of wake surfing assholes

wake surfing by TheTrUtHoFdAwOrLd September 14, 2018

Wakey Snack 

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

Wakey Snack by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

wake & shake

using a vibrator first thing in the morning

A friend of mine likes to start their day with a wake & shake and their skin is amazing.

wake & shake by Xethdiz October 31, 2023

career wake surfing 

When a junior colleaugue uses your career trajectory to improve their own careeer prospects

Dude, did you hear about Joe's new promotion for all that work he did.

Yeah - in fact that was work I did 2 years ago and he has been career wake surfing ever since.

career wake surfing by Big Al. December 20, 2012

Wake Forest Senior Fifth 

A tradition at Wake Forest held at the tailgate of the last football game. Participators (the 4th years, or seniors) buy a fifth of their favorite liquor and its bottoms up until it is finished. Then, a shit show of epic proportions ensues, which includes, but is not limited to: stumbling, falling, making out, breaking tables, throwing up, spraying keg beer all over the audience, and passing out. Loud singing of everybody's favorite songs to sing when their drunk is a common occurance (e.g. "Wagon Wheel" by Old Crow Medecine Show).

Dude, Wake Forest Senior Fifth this year was insane! Everybody was so drunk!

Wake Forest Senior Fifth by seenitwithmyowneyes February 19, 2011

Wake and Speed 

Wake and Speed is when you wake up and try 5mg to 25mg Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine) mixed with water. You can also use Blue Speed (Blue Amphetamine, Blue Ethylamphetamine). You become energetic and hyper. You might become sleepier instead on the Speed because of some forms of ADHD, so you might want to consider a Wake and Mod instead. If referring to Ethylamphetamine, it's Wake and EthylAmp (Wake and Ethyl-Amp, Wake and EA). If referring to Amphetamine, it's Wake and Amp. If referring to Thiopropamine (TPA), Methiopropamine (MPA), Ethiopropamine (EPA), Cyclohexylaminopropane (Norpropylhexedrine, NPPX, CHAP), Propylhexedrine (PPX), Cyclopentamine (CPA), Cyclopentylaminopropane (CPAP), Propylamphetamine (PA, PropylAmp, Propyl-Amp), It's Wake and Speed jr. When it's Propylamphetamine, it's Wake and PropylAmp (Wake and PA, Wake and Propyl-Amp). If using any stimulant (including caffeine), it's Wake and Tweak (Wake and Stim).

Tony: I woke up at 6:30am, took 10mg of Ethylamphetamine, and fell asleep. Then I woke up at 7:30am awake, refreshed, energetic, and confident. Thanks Wake and Speed!

Wake and Speed by CynderFanclub September 10, 2023

Wake n' Shake 

When a person, shortly after waking up, masturbates. Often executed while still in bed.

I woke up, pulled a Wake n' Shake, made some coffee, grabbed some donuts and went to work. I've never been so energized, so early!

Wake n' Shake by I'm Not a Hipster July 17, 2011