Sheriff of Twattingham 

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

Sheriff of Twattingham by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

what's twisting that bitch's tit? 

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.

Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

what's twisting that bitch's tit? by porneggs June 27, 2006

Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

Twisting My Tubes by G-Nice January 22, 2011

twisting logs

to roll a blunt.

"twisting logs now he live with no fear, said he listens to the gods"-knowmads (the river runs deep)

twisting logs by macdizzle December 23, 2012

Twinting 

Twinting in definition is a psychological state brought on by certain drug use that ambitiously obscures the ability to differentiate between reality and a drug induced reality. Used in reference to techno enthusiasts and club goers that trip* on substances such as infamous bombs...the likable K and LSD. However a toxic dose of Mary will make you twint a swell. People that are twinting feel as though days have lost they're ability to be separate; meaning weeks may feel as one day because the perception of time is due to relativity, and in this case the relativity is in the hands of the twinter. Twinters also associate they're condition to that of the M.F.K syndrome - abbreviated for "Motha-fucking-King" sensation.

Example of Twinting in a conversation
A: Serious crowd tonight the music is serious take a bump

B: Dude im twinting pretty hard so I should let me get a bump d(+_+)b

Twinting by Mo|Ma March 22, 2010

titting about 

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

titting about by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

twatting hell 

British slang for "Holy fuck", or "Aw damn", and other similar phrases. Saying the term with a British accent makes it sound more legit, even if you aren't British.

Bob: Hey Frank, I think you're house is on fire!
Frank: Oh twatting hell, not again!

twatting hell by Katya Eye March 3, 2016