Twilight Sparkle

Twilight Sparkle is one of the main characters of the television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. On the show, she is portrayed as being very book smart and logical, though a bit naive and socially awkward at times. Her special talent is her incredible magical ability and her cutie mark is a six pointed star surrounded by five smaller stars.

Twilight Sparkle is largely considered the main character of the show since she was the first pony introduced to the audience and she has been in every episode since.

Twilight Sparkle by Edudls May 23, 2011

Twilight failz

The many flaws in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series, mainly that vampire don't exist, and even if they did, they would burn rather than sparkle in the sunlight. Oh, and the way Bella got pregnant without Edward having a hard-on. Hmm, mysterious little fucker, isn't he?

Bella: I think I'm pregnant.
Edward: No, you can't be, because I don't have a blood flow and therefore can't get a stiffy and can't knock you up, making "Breaking Dawn" pointless, as well as the rest of the series before it.
Bella: Right, I forgot how much Twilight failz.

Twilight failz by katiiehavokk. June 24, 2009

twilight sucks

The truth.

Person 1: Twilight sucks.
Person 2: He speaks the truth.

twilight sucks by Da Cynic January 23, 2009

twilight

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

twilight by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

Harry Potter vs. Twilight by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Twilight Suzuka

Assassin in the anime Outlaw Star who kills by twilight, hence her nickname. After Gene Starwind thwarts her efforts to kill Fred Luo, she vows to kill him, later negating these efforts and joining the Outlaw Star crew instead.

Suzuka drinks a lot of tea.

Twilight Suzuka by SovietViking January 18, 2004

Twilight Depression

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.

Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression

Twilight Depression by MindNinjie January 22, 2011