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getting party noob tubed 

When your date passes out at a party, before you hook up.
Getting party noob tubed... My friend brought a girl to a party, she passed out early due to being too drunk, therefore makng her a "noob" at partying. Getting noob tubed is when someone in call of duty takes a grenade launcher and kills u with it. Only "noobs" use it and it's annoying to be killed by. So when a girl passs out early and you dont get to hook up with her... you were just party noob tubed. AKA pnt.

side-tubed 

what happens when you visit YouTube in order to find a specific video but end up watching all kinds of random crap instead
Sorry I'm so late, man! I went to check out that video everyone's been talking about and wound up getting side-tubed for like an hour.
side-tubed by smart*ss October 1, 2010
when you are so bored for so long you have already looked up all your favorite videos/songs on youtube that you know so you are desperately looking for something new.
Tom: I was on youtube all mourning i think im out-tubed!
Jim: WOAH, man, take it easy, here i got a video for ya, jas
out-tubed by michael:] May 3, 2009

Human tube of toothpaste 

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste
1) n. In New England, it is a brass musical instument, conical in construction, about 18 feet long, with a large mouthpiece, and is the lowest of the brass instruments. It replaced the ophiclede in the symphony orchestra, and has nothing to do with Wagner Tubas. It has only one direct cousin in brass instruments, that being the fluglehorn, for all other brass instruments are more cylindrical than the tuber, even the french horn.
2) n. For the rest of the English-speaking world, it is a fleshy-rooted plant like a potato or a yam. Hence, New Englanders and Non-New Englanders can get confused at times, as evidenced below.
An actual conversation:
Denny: Dan, can you play the tuber for the Bristol, RI band next weekend?
Dan: Well Denny, do you want me to play 1st or 2nd potato?
tuber by Dan1271 November 13, 2007

Tuberculosis

A disease that killed the most Bad ass character in Red Dead Redemption 2
Arthur: We are not a charity

Man: Spits on Arthur

That’s how he got tuberculosis