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monkey twigging 

when you are at the zoo and buy a kebab so you now have a long stick and decide to poke it into the bellybutton of a monkey
rando - idk what to do with my long kebab stick
other rando - why don't you do some monkey twigging

rando - GENIUS!!!
monkey twigging by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
Related Words
leggings which are made of stretchy but very opaque fabric to resemble wool, corduroy, leather or riding pants. A blend of the words 'trousers' and 'leggings'.
A tight pants with tightest position called Camel toe (combined trousers with leggings).
Some girls like to wear treggings showing their sexy legs.
A girl wore very high heels with her treggings, which had zip details at the ankle.
treggings by Showyoursexy January 25, 2013

Twigging 

When a man copulates with another man without using a condom, and after ejaculation the catcher turns round and proceeds to eat his own feces off the other man's penis
Mike - Urrrrgghhhhhhh
Steve - Wow....that was classic intercourse....up for some twigging?
Mike - Huh?
(Steve grabs Mike's knob and devours his own shit from the flacid penis)
Twigging by Lyrical P August 17, 2006

Trogging 

The act of clicking through a social media network or library interface with no real intended destination.
"I was trogging through Spotify the other day and I found some incredible music."

"I'm going to trog Facebook until I find 'the one'"
"I found this cool tony stark wiki article when I trogged on the Marvel article"
Trogging by the mooseman May 13, 2014

Twigging 

Alright lid... You seen Steven lately.

Yeah man, he was coching on Tues but gazza said he saw him twigging this afternoon down the waterpark

Sound..

Twigging 

Acting as though one is in a deranged state, similar to geeking out and fits of psychosis and mania
"Dude im twigging out"
"Im twigging!!"
"Im excited to see training a-train, the twiggining!!"
Twigging by skyrim fan 112 August 12, 2024