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Trash Panda 

Someone who’s house looks like the city dump and they have to rummage through trash to find anything.
Look at her house! She’s such a trash panda

Trash Panda 

Attempted squatter bum, who leaves shit in your yard; including rusty trailers/syringes, useless plastic bins, a truck topper over the trailer with black garbage bags filled with his soiled clothing. Frequently the trash panda parks whatever vehicle they have at the time right in your front yard and opens all the doors and the trunk and proceeds to search/flail his vehicle for nothing or for his lost keys which he loses every 2 to 4 to 6 hours. You will want to help find the keys or else you are stuck with him forever. He causes major grief and extreme hatred and loss of respect from your neighbours while telling you what you should do and how to fix/wreck your house. He will go through your personal items eg)your side night table which had a drawer of personal letters sent to you by your loved ones while you are serving time overseas in the military. eg)Your Bible (that your father who was the best person ever in the world and also had to battle with constant deadly health conditions and an abusive father who died when he was twelve from drinking himself to death) is taken from your night table and found by you, tucked away in a random basement cupboard. Then when you ask him about it he says "oh I thought that was my lyric book". It takes a minimum of 2 to 3 months to eject the trash panda, after ejection you will deal with 3 to 4 to 8 months of trash cleanup and rebuilding relationships with neighbors.
"Oh man don't talk to that guy or invite him into your house. His name is Dustin Daniel Lydell Elliot. He's a trash panda. I've heard that when he shits in your bathroom it smells like a rotting body."
Trash Panda by anonymous February 20, 2024

trash panda

if you ever wear a raccoon pj onesie and explain how raccoons are also called trash pandas your ex will start rumors that your a furby and fuck raccoons so always pay attention to the mental health of the person your with
Jared now thinks your a furby because you once owned a onesie of a trash panda.

Trash Panda'd 

When you gorge yourself after midnight with strange food combinations.
"I got up at 2am and Trash panda'd on ramen and fruit loops."
Trash Panda'd by Pissedoffartist February 22, 2020

Trash Panda Day 

December 28th is Trash Panda Day. Where you and your friends dress up with any clothing that has raccoons on it. This day is to celebrate your trashy friends and an excuse to drink like there is no tomorrow. Courtesy of S&E
S: You know what day it is?
E: Yuh the 28th of December
S: Dude it’s Trash Panda Day!!
Trash Panda Day by LordBash666 December 28, 2022

trash panda my junk 

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.
I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.
trash panda my junk by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017