take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

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I took the top off the Maybach

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese

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The power to do anything in the world. If you take your top off the sky is the limit. No one or nothing can get in your way.

girl: Im scared to jump, the water looks shallow

guy: Take your top off and you wont hit the bottom.

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knock the top off eg:
Hey Rolfus, how did you go with that waitress?
" She knocked the top off "

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"Righty ho, wanna go wash my top off. FREEDOM!!" - A Scottish person

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To masturbate while imaging an 20 year old Slovenian is about to have sexual intercourse with you

I'm gonna knock the top off of an Anja tonight after chatting on the forum

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When you're jacking off and you can't finish so you call in a homie to finish you off.

Yesterday I was jacking off in my room, and I couldn't finish until I had John give me a Vienna Top-off

Vienna Top-off by DavQ November 9, 2021

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