The secondary school toilets 

when you walk in the school toilets and there pooooop and waz all over de walll.

Look at those people they look like the secondary school toilets.

The secondary school toilets by Soggy socks April 6, 2019

Garland’s Law of Toilets

(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.

(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.

(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.

“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”

“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”

Garland’s Law of Toilets by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020

L-Block Toilets 

L-Block Toilets is said by some to be the definition of hell itself. Yelling can be heard from the toilet stalls as you walk into the bathroom and there is shaving cream on the ground. There are rumours that there is one man who stalks and controls L-Block Toilets.

Dude 1: Hey dude! Did you hear about the rapes in L-Block Toilets?
Dude 2: Yeah, but are you talking about yesterday or today?

L-Block Toilets by L-Block Survivor February 26, 2020

ToiletDuck 

Someone who is known to let Catmandoo's own him. Usually caused by ToiletDuck eating or perhaps watching his kitty, while Catmandoo kills him.

Wow, Catmandoo, you killed me while I was watching television and brushing my teeth!

ToiletDuck by Marc March 17, 2005

Help Indians use toilets 

Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.

Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.

Help Indians use toilets by Shiine-1 April 14, 2022

School toilets

School toilets are commonly associated with satanic rituals and people who don't know how to flush a fucking toilet. The toilets are imprisoned inside of a cubicle with a Non working lock. People will often find messages inside of cubicles, containing phrases such as: “Fuck school" or "*insert name* waz here" Ancient remains of gum can also be found.

Person 1: "Miss can I use the school toilets please?

Comedian teacher: I don't know. Can you?

School toilets by I flush toilets, do you? November 8, 2019

toilets 

Small venues holding 100-300 people, the first stepping stone for a new band.

..they're currently touring the toilets and building up a fanbase

toilets by marinaorgan June 8, 2003