Ticking time bomb 

It can used to describe the effects of the last words you said to your girlfriend before you broke up with her

Some guy: hey dude, you feeling alright?
another guy: no... I broke up with my gf
Some guy: well, what were your last words?
Another guy: My last words effected me like a ticking time bomb
Some guy: I didn’t ask how they affected you

Ticking time bomb by Somepieceofshitwitharms January 28, 2021

Ticking Bond Memory

means that your brain has all the power to remember every best thing in the world kinda like a core memory just like if a person you know mentions something that happened a decade ago, and you remember it, and it becomes painful nostalgia, then you have ticking bond memory.

Andrew: "Yo, I got 3 bags of nacho Doritos and 3 ranch Doritos. It reminds me of that racism lore meme."

Tyler: "*unlock ticking bond memory* yeah me too"

Ticking Bond Memory by Slanderous Coach Barry ♤♧♢♡ March 29, 2026

box ticking 

the fact of doing something just because there is a rule that says that you must do it

A lot of what the care home inspectors do is simply box ticking.

Risk assessments are an essential part of ensuring health and safety. They are not just a box-ticking exercise.

box ticking by Mr. Ronaldo December 31, 2016

Clock's ticking bitch! 

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.

1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

Clock's ticking bitch! by Chemlight January 7, 2014

Still ticking along

Ok. So he is still ticking along down there. That's fun. Absolutely meant what I said about his expiration. I am going to be a lot less amenable to reason if he's dead.

Hym Iam "Still ticking along over there Jordan? Hahahahaha!"

Jordan Peterson (The DeathTimer) "MEANING REND!!!"

Hym Iam "BLAAAARRRGH!! This would be a lot easier if worms weren't eating my brainz... *Sigh* PRESUPPOSITIONAL INSTANTIATION OF MEANING: IMPLICIT ASSUMPTIONS OF A THOUGHTLESS, SPEECHLESS HELL!!!"

Still ticking along by Hym Iam April 23, 2026

Tummy tickling tumble 

A tummy tickling tumble occurs when one with a long member, reaches so deep it feels like a tummy tickling.

Wanda screamed that Devoon's penis tickled her in that tummy tickling tumble!

Tummy tickling tumble by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

tinking

To exchange something for the exact same thing you traded, or to trade something for the same thing you offered as a trade, or to make something that ends up being the exact same as the source material.

Tinking:

To exchange a dollar for a dollar.

To make gold from gold, or buy (the same amount of gold) with the same amount of gold.

tinking by Ronnie Dickface August 22, 2009