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third base 

The act of oral sex or masterbeding.
I wish i hadn't gotton to thrid base with Mike!
third base by Caity February 21, 2005

third base coach 

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.
A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...
third base coach by Brynjolf May 29, 2014

third base coach 

Someone that knows how to bring the laides home. Some how no matter what you seem to be able to get the girls to round third and get to home every time. You coach the girls and wave them home. If you aren't a good third base coach the night usually ends in a triple.
I went home with this girl Laura last night. She was hesitant to go past third base, but being the great third base coach that I am I was able to wave her in and bring her home. I scored big time. Now I'll think about letting her step up to the plate again in a few days.
third base coach by zwill May 25, 2006

third base coach 

1. {Wingman} i.e. the friend who helps you meet and hook up with the pretty girl while distracting her from any and all forces of cockblockery
You should dance with that girl.

Can't. I promised my buddy I'd be his third base coach tonight. I have to get that kid laid.
third base coach by thirdrock February 15, 2005

third base compromise 

Getting to third base with a new partner and finding something unexpected, but continuing anyways
"I didn't know you had a penis, but it's all good, I'll take the muddy road and call it a third base compromise"

born on third base 

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.
The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."
born on third base by Pete Dick March 21, 2008