Nibbling the Tim-Bits 

The act of Oral sex committed in the washroom of the well known Canadian fast food chain Tim Hortons .

Friend A "So what kind of stuff were you and Becky doing on the weekend eh?"
Friend B "Oh you know we were just Nibbling the Tim-Bits, as usual"

Nibbling the Tim-Bits by Real Canadian69 November 10, 2019

Tim the Enchanter

An Enchanter who knows of a cave. Beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril. You must cross the Bridge of Death to get to the Holy Grail.

He speaks with a heavy Scottish accent and likes to blow things up.

"Some call me.... Tim?" - Tim the Enchanter

Tim the Enchanter by Hsda November 3, 2006

tim the minion 

Slang for boner

Guy: Man, I'm starting to get tim the minion
Guy 2: Dude, you have a hard on?
Guy: Yeah, wanna watch a movie?

tim the minion by [e-mail] November 23, 2019

tim the postman 

A hot mail carrier that excels in role playing.
Tim has 3 children 2 fathers 4 mothers and a sexy face. Also 7 wives

Tim the postman is so hot.
tim the postman senpai

tim the postman by UrbanPLayz January 22, 2022

tim the savage 

A man named tim who is a fucking savage that will roast and talk shit to anyone.

David: Hi tim the savage wyd
Tim the savage: Im just slappin bitches and shit 4 eyes wats up

tim the savage by ScuffyHasALargeShlong August 21, 2017

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) 

Goalie for the Boston Bruins. As a top prospect, Tim Thomas was drafted 217th overall in the 1994 entry draft by some team that moved to Colorado. After being drafted, he decided to backpack around Europe for 8 years. Upon his return to the states, he promptly joined with the Providence Bruins of the AHL. After 3 seasons with them, he finally got a job with the Boston Bruins. For 2 seasons he sucked and was outplayed by such stars as Alex Auld and Joey MacDonald. However, he soon found his stride behind a the defensive system of coach Claude Julien. Kicked ass for 2 years, then sucked again and lost the starting job to Tuukka Rask aka Tuukk Nuukkem.

Who was that one goalie that won the Vezina and then lost his starting job the next season? No, not Jim Carey, it was Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey).

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) and Chris Osgood could totally be brothers.

Tim Thomas (the white one that plays hockey) by JFinney08 May 26, 2010

The Holy Tes’tim’ent 

The testiment of Tim Shaw the Greek God of vines is the holy book of shawism ( timshawism ) it is a sacred book. For more information about timshawism go to @timshaw.fanclub on tiktok

I am going to read *the holy tes’Tim’ent* 50 times tonight how about you

The Holy Tes’tim’ent by Tim Shaw Fandom Dictionary August 6, 2022