The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck 

A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.

Oh shit, its The Thing!

What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?

Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.

I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.

The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009

all the things 

Used to express over-eager or widespread, non-specific desire or action to do or have many, if not all, of a certain thing or action. Similar in use to "for reasons".

1) When asked what she wanted to do Saturday afternoon, La-a (La Dasha) said, "all the things".
2) Upon arriving at the neighborhood picnic and seeing the plethora of delectable eats, Gary promptly exclaimed, "OMG, I want to eat all the things!"

all the things by Mr. Silence Do-okay July 10, 2018

Do the things 

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.

'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'

Do the things by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

Doing the Thing 

/THiNG/
The action of leaving a group, party, meeting, event and/or call in regards to being hurt, mad, sad, and/or upset.

Ex. Damian doing the thing

“Yo why is Damian red?”
*Damian leaves the Xbox party*
“Damian did the Thing LMFAO!“
*Damien has done the action of leaving in regards to being mad”

Doing the Thing by Cockmuncher33 November 15, 2022

that's the thing 

A phrase used to introduce a rebuttal, counterargument, or disagreement. Usually said with emphasis. Often preceded by but, see, or hmmm.

A: They're not overrated; they actually have a lot of good songs.
B: See, that's the thing. I don't think I've heard one song of theirs that I liked!

that's the thing by korean_darkness October 19, 2006

The Thing 

It is in every classroom. The thing.
Strange and different. The thing.
It silently watches you.
You know what Thing I’m talking about, because the Thing is everywhere.

The Thing in my classroom is so creepy! I feel like it’s watching me wherever I go.

The Thing by I_Am_Bored🙃 May 25, 2021

The Thing 

You know, the thing.

You know...the thing...

The Thing by eatingapenis February 7, 2021