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Eat the shoe 

When you eat the shoe you have done something cool, something unexpected, or you were just being a stand up guy. If someone is starting to vibe with you or they did something they didn’t want to with a good attitude, they ate the shoe.

ex. My friend stayed at school to help me with the test, he ate the shoe.

Another way to say push’in p but can utilized with more variety describing where the shoes is.

ex. She finally said something to me after 2 weeks of working together, she’s starting to eat the shoe.
ex. He didn’t eat the shoe because he lied behind my back

ex. I wasn’t able to master that skating trick today, I couldn’t swallow the shoe, I give up.
ex. Bro is going try hard mode on that game, he’s just chewing on that shoe.
Eat the shoe by oliviawhoopwhoop February 18, 2022

cough on the shoe 

If someone is being a general mothefucker and pissing you off, this can be an easy to phrase to use to insult and hurt them. Cough on the shoe is a basic fuck you and piss off, but with a formal twist. Call me a magician
(Mid argument) ‘Oh well you can go cough on the shoe
(Or keep it short and sweet) ‘cough on the shoe bitch”

kicking the shoe home

to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.
"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."
kicking the shoe home by bjs June 27, 2006

On The Shoe 

"Why is he feeling rough this morning? He was out on the shoe last night."
On The Shoe by Funbus July 5, 2010

fufu in the shoe shoes 

the act of a man who cums in someones shoes and the owner of the shoes then put the shoes on without knowing
person 1: " why are my shoes warm yet wet? "

person 2: " oh yea i forgot to tell you i went fufu in the shoe shoes... "

person 1: " god dammit timmy "

Dodged The Shoe

An archaic literary device referring to a scenario where an unpopular antagonist narrowly averts some kind of humiliating or catastrophic event to the great disappointment of the reader/audience.

Most recently this phrase has been used in a strikingly specific connection to the December 14 "shoegate" incident where an Iraqi reporter threw his shoes at George W bush shouting "here is your goodbye kiss dawg," but unfortunately missing on both attempts to the disappointment of billions of spectators worldwide.
Dave: "Did you hear Dick got Hottits Tammy fired for screwing up the cover sheets on his TPS reports."

Bob: "He's such a jackass. I can't believe he dodged the shoe on that one."

Dave: "And now there's no more Hottits. George Bush is a fag."