Piper the diaper 

My sleep paralysis demon

Please go away piper the diaper

Piper the diaper by Strange death January 30, 2021

The Pied Piper 

A sexual act in which a male approaches a woman's anus at a perpendicular angle and proceeds to stimulate said woman's anus orally. Whilst stimulating the anus, it is required that the male reaches underneath the woman's hips and brings the woman to her climax by playin her pussy like a flute.

Yo dude why werent you at band practice?
- Nah man I was... I was giving Jenny the Pied Piper and she wont be able to march for weeks.

The Pied Piper by The Go-Go-Gadget dicks June 18, 2012

piper at the gates of dawn 

the first album made by Pink Floyd. released first in the UK in 1967. three versions were released and all are different. the UK version and US version have most of the same songs, while the Japenese release has all of them. this was one of the best Pink Floyd albums because Syd Barret wrote about 95 percent of the songs, which automatically clasifies this at the genious level of musical tallent. While not the trippiest album by pink floyd, it is fun to trip out and listen to. Assholes who dont really listen to pink floyd and just name drop because they want to be cool will not really know of this album. they only know of the wall and dark side. this album is the most truly psychedelic of the pink floyd albums

non-fan:GEE GOLLY i love pink floyd
fan: yea me too.
non fan: my favorite albums are the wall and dark side of the moon
fan:dude, what about piper at the gates of dawn, you know syd barret age shit. what about post waters?
non-fan:yea, thats all cool tooo!!!
fan:i'd kill you, but i'm really high right now.
non-fan:whats "high"?

piper at the gates of dawn by dont forget the eyedrops April 29, 2007

piper at the gates of dawn 

debut album of the great pink floyd, british psychedelic at its best, released in 1967, considered on of the best floyd albums released.

piper at the gates of dawn is awsome, syd barrett was a genious

piper at the gates of dawn by kyle johnston August 6, 2006

Read the Paper 

A euphemism for the action 'to chunder' or 'to vomit' due to the influence of alcohol or drugs.

'Mate where did Jimmy go last night? He was plastered..'
'Went to read the paper...'
'Did he read it thoroughly?'
'Front to back mate'

Read the Paper by Fullers February 21, 2009

down to the paper 

phrase: First mentioned by Marion Abbott, the parisian designer, in a crack-house in Paris in the early 21st century, "I'm down to the paper," or, more colloquially "M' down to tha papes," is the call to arms for when a freshly rolled spliff is beckoned for.

"I'm down to the paper. You know what's up?"

down to the paper by bedopourtous March 19, 2013

The paper, the paper 

Money. Green. A lot of cash.

I gotta get the paper, the paper

The paper, the paper by Alberto Luna December 21, 2004