Pick up the Spare 

When you ejaculate into someone's mouth and hit the uvula

Wes' uvula is so huge, when I shoot my load down his throat, I always pick up the spare.

Pick up the Spare by Bri-and... April 8, 2016

pick up the tab 

To pay for the bill; to take the check, usually at the end of a meal.

Every time I have dinner with Chris, he always makes me pick up the tab.

pick up the tab by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT 

ramming a bowling trophy in a persons anus

I ASKED MY WIFE IF I COULD GIVE HER A 7-10 SPLIT. SHE SAID ONLY IF SHE COULD PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT ON ME.

PICK UP THE SPARE ON A 7-10 SPLIT by jjackson74 September 27, 2012

to pick at the scab 

picking at the past, memories of that unwanted experience, and at any undesirable present condition:

"What is unique about Helms - and from my viewpoint, unforgivable - is his willingness to pick at the scab of the great wound of American history, the legacy of slavery and segregation, and to inflame racial resentment against African

to pick at the scab by rabuanm June 11, 2012

Pick up the cards 

A polite way of telling to someone that you know they're (at least in your opinion) are talking bullshit and they should stop now.
The phrase is constructed from the popular modern card game "bullshit" in which when those that lie about the cards they put down and are caught are forced to pick up the cards in the pile. devo

Guy 1: "So then I was just in this Bottle-o and this chick asked me for a root and I was like 'yiew'"
Guy 2: "Pick up the cards gimp"

Player 1 "Three 2's"
Player 2 "Two fours"
Player 3 "Five fives"
Player 1 "your a retard, pick up the cards"

Pick up the cards by Robo the guy February 23, 2011

pick up the phone 

The greatest song I’ve ever heard in my life, created by Travis Scott, Young Thug and Quavo. These three were like Steph, Klay and KD on this song. Quavo even invented the word discriminize during his iconic verse.

Me: PICK UP THE PHONE BABY! (LIKE BRRR!)
Timmy: I KNOW YOU’RE HOME BABY! (IT’S LIT!)
Kyle: I’M IN THE ZONE BABY! (STRAIGHT UP!)
Bobby: I JUST POURED UP A FOUR BABY!

pick up the phone by rtben00 January 31, 2022

I said pick up the soap 

Pick up the soap nigga

Inmate: *drops soap*
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: Pick up the soap
Inmate: What?
Inmate for life with rock hard abs and biceps with shackles wrapped around him and a fucked up face: I said pick up the soap

I said pick up the soap by Lazar Blade March 22, 2021