i shit in the microwave 

a word when people shit in bed but they want to keep it secret

guy #1: ay i shit in the microwave today
guy #2: ayo what the

i shit in the microwave by average boi January 21, 2022

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. 

A common phrase people use when they want to drop unwanted and unnecessary individuals from their lives.

The thing is if coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. I’m dropping you.

If coffee came from the sun, then the microwave is infinite. by kakakala September 2, 2020

your mum in the microwave 

its a COMEBACK

orgionating from the tv advert that keeps singing "go east in your microwave"

can be used in song

jugatsu: hey james, can you pass the tv remote??

james: your MUUUUM in the microwave, your muummmm in the microwave, your mummmmmmm inb the microwave!

jugatsu: ¬.¬ .................

james:your MUMMM in the...........

ect.

your mum in the microwave.

your mum in the microwave by alawrrr! September 4, 2009

use the microwave 

To have sex

friend: "Hey did you use the microwave last night"
other friend: "HELL YEAH I DID! "

use the microwave by jsurfs November 25, 2016

Unplug the microwave 

Kill yourself

Sometimes I wanna unplug the microwave, but I don’t have the balls to.

Unplug the microwave by Thedillionaireman June 30, 2022

Blowing up the microwave 

When someone in the office or apartment decides to reheat extremely strong-smelling food, thus tainting the machine for the next several hungry users.

Mike: Sheesh, is that seafood smell coming from somewhere?

Jenn: Yep, you can thank Susan for blowing up the microwave.

Blowing up the microwave by Glovesave34 April 23, 2011

metal in the microwave 

When as a kid you thought metal can be put in a microwave. But microwave go bzzzzzz pop bang bzzz whoosh then fire.
It will also cause your microwave explode.

Oh no! John put metal in the microwave again.

metal in the microwave by Bortnite 3 January 5, 2021