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The Griffith Femto Theory 

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A theory stating that the internet is so vast and so random that you could post a random photo claiming it's a meme from the future, and at some point the photo will gain relevance as a meme.
Bro 1: Bro, did you hear about that one among us post from 2010?

Bro 2: Nah man, that's just a prime example of the Griffith Femto theory
The Griffith Femto Theory by ZenaMudry November 27, 2021
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Watching the Andy Griffith Show 

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A euphemism for jerking off.
What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...
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The Real Life Griffins 

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The Reality Show parody of The Real World,That The Griffins Were on Because Meg Was Embarassed By Her Family So She Went On Diane! and A TV Executive Saw Them.
The Real Life Griffins Fired Meg! WooHoo! YAY!
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The Sword of Gryffindor 

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When she’s packing more than just Harry Potter’s wand under her robe.
She was smokin hot but surprised me with the sword of gryffindor. It was bigger than mine. It was all good till she started giving me the old turkey slap.
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Sonic boom thegriffinfoxhybrid 

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A voraphile, most likely groomed an entire group of minors. Extremely into anal vore. Probably a hardcore furry, yet homophobic as hell. Overall disgusting.
It was not only me who was groomed by sonic boom thegriffinfoxhybrid. There were many others, including one who had been talking to him since he was 7.