Cooking The Goose

the act of hanging out with one's friends, generally consisting of not doing anything for hours on end. usually involves smoking cigarettes and/or hookah and saying a lot of things that make no sense at all and many times takes place at los primos. originated by the troop

mom im gonna go out tonight, gonna be cooking the goose with the guys.

Cooking The Goose by The_Troop January 26, 2011

Pat the Goose 

You "Pat the Goose" when you take a shot of Patron Tequila and chase it with Grey Goose Vodka. Drink responsibly, friends.

Rhea, Pat the shit outta that Goose...She Pat the Goose reaw~reaw~ good

Pat the Goose by Arish A July 4, 2011

Fly The Goose 

To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose.

"Ya'all best come up to Billy's house and fly the goose with us. You're gonna miss some good smoke."

Fly The Goose by nikthenyetminder November 17, 2004

groping the goose 

Slang for a male masturbating or grabbing his dick

Random guy: my dicks raw after I was groping the goose

groping the goose by gooser94 January 11, 2014

to spoon the goose 

to not turn your back on an opportunity but to embrace it.

We are all happy that Sally and Erica decided to spoon the goose and host the morning radio show on Triple J.

to spoon the goose by baby8dingo July 17, 2020

blame it on the goose 

an expression used defend one's actions under a state of inebriation that one wouldn't normally do under sober circumstances

Matt:"Dude, what was up with u last night at the club? U were so hammered, falling all over the place and trying pick up this hideous 300 lbs chick, then tried to start a fight with the bouncer!"
Steve"I dunno man, blame it on the goose!"

blame it on the goose by torontobarbie July 1, 2009

Beyond the Goose 

A phrase that is used to describe one's self or someone else when they are either insanely drunk or high.

Guy #1: Dude you had 5 shots of vodka and then three hits from that bong. How are you feeling??

Guy #2: Oh man, I am so beyond the goose right now!!

Guy #1: BEA!

Beyond the Goose by Charles "Big" Dickens September 12, 2010