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The Crappening 

When your patient on bowel meds has them work at the absolute worst time.
Mr. Otis was at dinner when he felt his MOM and Lactulose cocktail take effect “Oh no,” he says, feeling that all too familiar stomach rumble “It’s the Crappening.”
The Crappening by TheSaltyCNA December 9, 2021

Release the crappen 

You one thrust a girl so hard in the ass, when you pull out she shits all over you. Before you pull out, you must yell "RELEASE THE CRAPPEN!"
"Dude, I totally released the crappen on tianna last night"

"My boyfriend totally yelled Release the crappen last night and I shit all over him.."

the cropper

when u stick your thumb in a girls pussy and your index finger in the ass hole and squeeze the skin in between.
crop,cropper or the copper: a technique used in the moment of heat, or to just say for fun: girl if you dont calm your ass down im going to give you the cropper,or ima crop your ass.
the cropper by christian luyando December 31, 2008

Pray like the clappers 

Praying furiously fast and with great earnestness. An Australian expression. In Australia, clappers were bird scarers that ran around like mad things.
My mate had to be rushed to the hospital this morning. Pray like the clappers for him!

the clapper 

The "clapper" is the little piece of metal that dangles inside a bell, causing it to make noise when it hits the sides. As such, when a female stands up after sex and wiggles her hips side to side, causing her outer vaginal lips to shake, it is called doing the clapper. (The female version of the helicopter).
After having sex with Carl, I always like to do the clapper to make sure he didn't cum inside me.
the clapper by memcano June 6, 2014

the clapper 

After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)
After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper
the clapper by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006