blowing the cookie monster 

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

blowing the cookie monster by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

Dance with the cookie man 

Getting drunk by drinking vanilla.

What you up to tonight?
I’m gonna dance with the cookie man.

Dance with the cookie man by Osix spartan March 13, 2019

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

squirt on the cookie 

When a group of males get together a masturbate in a circle towards a cookie. The last person to cum on the cookie has to eat it. See circle jerk.

The guys a Sigma Alpha Epsilon played squirt on the cookie last night.

squirt on the cookie by Wiseman June 27, 2006

shoot the cookie 

A circle of guys jack off on to a cookie and the last one to cum has to eat it.

The grossest thing my ex-boyfriend ever did was play shoot the cookie, and once I found out I broke up with him.

shoot the cookie by Syrah Azulip May 10, 2007

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

that's the way the cookie crumbles by D F Stuckey May 26, 2004

Cream The Cookie 

Typically a frat game, where a group of young men are seated around a table and a cookie is placed in the center of the formentioned table. They then proceed to masturbate and land their penis-pudding on the cookie. The last person to ejaculate on the cookie, is forced to consume it.

Man, that cookie was delicious! I'm glad we put all that cream on it!

Do we have anymore of those cookies from last night? I love playing cream the cookie.

Now I know what it is like to swallow a load =

Cream The Cookie by MC Clitty McClitster June 25, 2006