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The Chronicles of Huzzhaha 

Definition: Anything that has to do with or mentions Huzzhaha.

Background: It came to me when me and J-Sto created the song, Huzzhaha and Bianca DiMillo Wants to Cry on Her Pillow. It can also be refered to as a Chronicle.
J-Sto is a Chronicle of Huzzhaha. Or you can say: J-Sto is a Chronicle.
The Chronicles of Huzzhaha by Jimbo February 20, 2005

the-chronic 

sexy, awesome, 1337, huge cock, ladies love him
I walked down a hallway and all these hot ladies wanted the-chronic.
the-chronic by =o January 27, 2004

The Chonchoogala 

The Chonchoogala is a creature that lurks near any natural source of light. In the day, you are never safe from it because it will travel fast in the sunlight. At night, it lurks where the moonlight reflects off the land and water. You can survive if you stay away from any natural lighting from the sun or moon. Once the Chonchoogala has the scent for someone, they won’t stop being followed by it until they are dead. The Chonchoogala has been described as having a skinny torso with long arms and legs. The hands and feet have long claws to shred people open. The Chonchoogala is strong enough to rip someone in half. It has dark black eyes and a mouth with 7 layers of teeth going down it’s throat. The Chonchoogala is said to be able to change its size ranging from 2 feet to 12 feet tall. It is a great swimmer underwater that will pull you down under and drain your blood into the water. It is also supposedly an extremely great runner and cannot be outran if the sun or moonlight are beaming down upon it.
The body of The Chonchoogala is adapted to an environment with natural light to catch its prey.

The Seinfeld Chronicles 

The Seinfeld Chronicles is the pilot episode of the NBC series, Seinfeld. It originally aired on July 5, 1989. The original title of the episode was Good News, Bad News however it has been confirmed by the creators that the title of the pilot is The Seinfeld Chronicles.

It was rebroadcast in 1990 after the show had been picked up as a series.

The episode was written by creators, Larry David & Jerry Seinfeld and was directed by Art Wolff.

Plot
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are seated at Pete's Luncheonette debating over a shirt button. The waitress, Claire, comes over to their table and pours each a cup of coffee. George tells Claire he does not want caffeine in his coffee and Jerry corrects him by telling George she is an expert waitress. The two continue to talk and finally leave when Jerry has to do laundry.

The following evening while watching a late Mets game, he receives a phone call from a potential girlfriend, Laura, whom he met on the road. She asks if she can stay over his apartment since she cannot find a "decent hotel" (a fact George contests). Jerry invites her but is unsure if her visit is intended to be romantic or not. George and Jerry continue to debate fine details in Laura's conversation with Jerry to determine the true nature of the visit. A character known in the pilot as "Kessler," (who in all future episodes is known as Kramer) joins in asking Jerry why he would even give her a choice about where to sleep by bringing in another bed. The episode gives viewers a quick glimpse at George's profession (real estate) and also Kramer's (questionable get rich quick schemes).

At the airport, George and Jerry continue to talk in an effort to identify the possible signals Laura might give upon her arrival. Laura arrives and takes Jerry (and George) by surprise. The two arrive at Jerry's apartment and he feels uncomfortable with the situation. Laura removes some excess clothing to get comfortable and asks for wine. Jerry believes he has gotten to the bottom of the whole question. His plans are abruptly interrupted when he learns Laura has a fiancé. Jerry realizes he has no chance with Laura but has already committed himself — and his studio apartment — to an entire weekend with her.

Note
The episode does not feature the character of Elaine Benes. Her character was introduced as a result of constructive criticism based on this episode.
Lee Garlington, who played Claire (the waitress at Pete's) in the pilot, although credited as a regular, was not asked to appear in the series and is only featured in this episode.
The restaurant Jerry and George are eating lunch at is known as Pete's Luncheonette in this episode. It will later be known as the well-known Monk's Cafe for the remainder of the series.
The Seinfeld Chronicles (TV Pilot)
AKA: Good News, Bad News
July 5 1989
Jerry Seinfeld
NBC

Chronic the Hedgehog 

The title for Sonic's original film design.

Because it's definitely not Sonic.
"Hey look, it's Chronic the Hedgehog!"
"OH JESUS FUCK."

The Martian Chronicles 

A compilation of short stories by Ray Bradbury, each of them coinciding with each other. It tells of the voyage of earth men to Mars, the extinction of the Martians, and the colonization of Mars.
Can't really think of an example for the Martian Chronicles. Read it yourself.