Terminally online 

1. The dystopian future of humanity.
2. 4chan/Reddit/gamer troll types with no actual life beyond the virtual.

Ethan is one of those 'terminally online' kids that will one day shoot up his school.
Nick is one of those 'terminally online' 32-year-old stunted ex-teenagers who exists only for neo-con memes and MRA forums.

Terminally online by TwoBitVigilante November 19, 2018

terminally hip

so incredibly laid back, disengaged, and lethargically uncaring and cool (usually in a contrived or studied way) that one is liable ultimately to die (literally expire) from lack of participation in one's own environment

Dirk is terminally hip: just look at him lying on the floor with his eyes shut during the dance, while all those women are flirting with him.

terminally hip by zigzag1999 August 31, 2006

Terminally Online 

Terminally online is a psychological condition that occurs when someone has spent so much time online they can no longer function normally in real life.

There is no one aspect of internet usage or any particular website that makes someone terminally online; rather the condition describes the result of said usage, and becoming terminally online can be the result of nearly all online activity done in excess.

Symptoms of being Terminally Online:
-lack of social skills
-extremely esoteric political opinions
-extensive knowledge of chris chan
-apathy to real life success
-inability to relate to peers
-antisocial behavior and beliefs

After spending years on a conspiracy website, Tyler became convinced he is being gangstalked and lost his job. He has become Terminally Online.

Emily spent her entire childhood on Tumblr, and now she cannot form real life relationships due to social anxiety and acute awareness of minor social issues. She has become Terminally Online.

Terminally Online by Dingledorgle October 16, 2023

terminally ill 

One level higher than ill, but within the realm of words such as sick and ill. The epitome of all that is ill.

"Hey Shohreh", said Kirah. "Irena just told me this really terminally ill story about milkshakes. It wasn't just sick... it wasn't just ill... it was terminally ill. We should take that story to the ICU.

terminally ill by lil' sik August 22, 2008

terminally skilled 

I dont know what this means but my doctor says im terminally skilled, must be a compliment at my gaming skills since I beat him in mario

doctor: you are terminally skilled

terminally skilled by Hehe I cheated March 25, 2021

Terminally Down Bad 

Being at the absolute peak of simpitude, to the point where you'll actually die

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen BigBoi recently?
Guy 2: Nah fam, they got Terminally Down Bad and died lol

Terminally Down Bad by ProbablyNotBarackObama April 19, 2022

terminally perky 

the 'perfect' state of tightness of the female human body. the possessor of this, has the capability of generating others' HUGE carnal projection fantasies!!

the more imaginative can visualize themselves being 'made a mess' of. (or otherwise left for 'dead', in a 'spent' heap!!) -no loose flab flapping to distract!, only tight muscle designed for vigorous grinding of 'poison'!

streamlined for 'sport' like a "sports car" (corvette), seriously oriented for singular 'pure' tasking! -OR: as a "redneck" on a construction site once 'eloquently' and succinctly put it; "BUILT FOR FUCKING!!"

you could hear a pin drop when eve strutted by, she was terminally perky!!

shes' 'sloppy' fat now, USED to be terminally perky! -i know, i once 'sampled' her 'treasures'!!

terminally perky by michael foolsley March 27, 2012