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trap house were u smoke and play with guns
telly by anonymous April 5, 2022
To delete all your World of Warcraft characters, then promptly shit yourself.
Man I can't believe you did a Telly, why would you do that AND shit yourself
Telly by eust83 January 29, 2019
'Telly' is the slang term for a women, usually middle aged who has developed low hanging tits (boobs if you're American) and a large belly (or gut). This results in one more complete bulge of tits and belly combined, hence 'telly' tits and belly.
Geez look at that that woman, she's got a telly! you can no longer define her tits from her belly!
telly by Manthos March 11, 2013
A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."
Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.
Telly by Joel April 14, 2005
Slang for old an fashioned rotary telephone
Someone pick up the telly and see who it is
telly by BMoney January 27, 2005
a pimp ass guy who gets all the ladies for an unkown reason, since he is not particularly good looking. He especially likes younger girls and taking virginity. He most likely has many sexually transmitted diseases.
"eww that guy is so telly"

"man he took how many v-cards? what a fuckin' telly!"
Telly by telly February 10, 2007