Teat tugging 

Firmly grabbing a female/males teats and giving them a firm yet sensual tug.

“Damn those MILFS tits are huge! Def could get a good teat tugging tonight.”

Teat tugging by Oshamis May 17, 2021

Flea's Teat

elusive, impossible to grasp, unlikely to find, rarely seen,

What up Osama? You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Obama's records are harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Julian Assange's soul is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat.

Been emailing, texting, friending, tweeting you! You're harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

My professor is harder to get a hold of than a flea's teat!

Flea's Teat by FeyJay January 4, 2011

Bovine Teat Juice 

1) Bovine Teat Juice is the creamy white substance removed from a female cow's udder. For some odd reason, consumption of this beverage is encouraged in primates.

2) Milk

I need to drink more bovine teat juice, I have weak bones

Bovine Teat Juice by Bill Speed October 29, 2004

Bone In ‘Er Teat 

French for a good vigorous titty fuck.

All it took was a six pack and a carry out pizza and that slut was ready for bone in ‘er teat.

Bone In ‘Er Teat by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Weenus Weebal-teat

A mystical lawn-gnome that lives in the land of the underteat

At first I thought it was a Weenus Weebal-teat but it was just a drunk midget

Weenus Weebal-teat by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

witches teat

A Very cold pointy hill in the snow

Hey lets go out to the witches teat and drink beer!!

witches teat by James Meyerhoff April 30, 2008

iron teat

1. The end of your gun

2. The bullets coming toward your face from said gun

Early Cuyler: "Get the hell off my property, 'less y'all wantin' to suckle on my iron teat"

iron teat by jables11 March 14, 2011