Don't tase me, bro!

A saying that became popular after a UF student (Andrew Meyer) shouted it before getting tased during a Q&A session with John Kerry.

Police: Tase him
Andrew Meyer: Don't tase me, bro!
(taser clicks)
Andrew Meyer: AHHHHHHH, AHHHHHHH!

Don't tase me, bro! by CB0717 October 3, 2007

don't tase me, bro

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."
"Don't tase me, bro."

don't tase me, bro by Cool Hand Duke November 26, 2007

dont tase me bro 

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

dont tase me bro by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

don't tase me bro 

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

don't tase me bro by Big Steve October 2, 2007

Don't tase me bro 

Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.

In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"

Don't tase me bro by glindabatgirl October 6, 2007

Don't tase me bro! 

an invitation to be tased

"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"

Don't tase me bro! by Clownboat October 29, 2007

strip tase 

1) The act of erotically dancing for someone or someones, perhaps with removal of clothing articles, so as to distract said person or persons before using a taser on them.

2) Typo of "strip tease."

3) Best not to confuse the two.

1) "I was over at Michael's house last night, and I gave him a strip tase...."

2) "OMG is he okay?!

3) "%#@$ iPhone!!"

strip tase by President Warren G. Harding January 26, 2011