art-tarded

means that you can't draw worth shit. When you make a master peice, it looks like a 2 year old just picked up a crayon for the first time, and you are happy with that. also know as artistically challenged

"Dude, what the fuck is that?"
"Don't tease me, I'm art-tarded"

art-tarded by GummyBear September 21, 2004

School Tarded 

Being knowledgeable in school but having no real world skills

Joe: Hey I heard Caroline got an A on the math test!

Nick: Who cares man, you ever talk to her? She's school tarded.

School Tarded by peake19 June 1, 2011

TardDex 

A Harvard Business School concept used by Weeresinghe & Co Management Consultancy to assess the innner strength of your business.

The metrics is

(number of retarded employees)/(number of these retarded employees who been promoted).

As you approach 1 you reach Operational Retardedness

"This quarter we hit a Quarter on Quarter 100% increase in our TardDex quotient. Lets invest in subprime!"

TardDex by cwurzle January 20, 2009

tardreded 

when retards cannot pronounce retarted

He is so tardreded

tardreded by rugerandcodie December 19, 2010

Dab-tarded 

Generally college students going through a serious and tragic phase of taking dabs, in which they are in a constant state of being beligerantly high all the time; resulting in many failures when it comes to deadlines and life.

"Man we were so dab-tarded last year I don't know how we found a house and signed a lease."

Dab-tarded by thedabqueenherself April 1, 2013

E-Tarded 

The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.

Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.

E-Tarded by Mellissa What? January 11, 2007

e-tarded 

The is the side effects the day after taking exctacy. Much like a hang over. You can't fully function. You may drop or forget thing you normally wouldn't.

Person 1: Eh did you go to Molly's party last night?

Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.

e-tarded by VelvNigga. November 17, 2009