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Tannerize 

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."
Tannerize by Hardparty May 21, 2009

Anus tangerinus 

The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.

tanning bed 

A bed/booth you lay/stand in. It has ultraviolet bulbs that emit UV very much similar to the sun. It will give you a tan very much like the sun does. There is a possibility skin cancer can be acquired from using one of these devices.
Damn she's tan, she must be using the tanning bed again
tanning bed by ExtremeTan August 22, 2006

Tunneling 

When your mind focuses on only one certain thing and everything else is blocked out.
She was tunneling her ex-boyfriend and not listening to a word I said.
Tunneling by Hamoto December 31, 2021

Power-tanning 

In efforts to get a tan by direct sun-exposure, one knowingly avoids high SPF values in order to get a darker skin-color ASAP. This usually means risking a sunburn. However, burnt skin will gradually turn tan.
Girl 1: Hey, you should apply some sunscreen. You're gonna get a sunburn.

Girl 2: That's OK, I'm power-tanning.
Power-tanning by simba_j August 9, 2015

tanning injections 

Tanning injections refer to the injection of one of the melanotan peptides (melanotan-1 and melanotan II) to develop pigmentation in one's skin thus allowing individuals who ordinarily cannot tan or have difficulty doing so (fitzpatrick skin type I and type II, ie: redheads and gingers) to be able to do so. See: Melanotan.org
United Kingdom Jordan's (Katie Price) boyfriend was amazingly tanned from having used tanning injections.
tanning injections by melanotan September 23, 2009