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take one for the team 

1) When the spouse (y) of person (x) has sex with the person (x) so as to improve the overall demeanor and attitude of said person (x)

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2) The brave act of one person buying a Woot Killer item so as to advance the Woot off for the benefit of others
1) "Wow, that lawyer Terri is being such a beotch! We should call her husband and tell him to take one for the team!"

2) "Oh crap! It's another Roomba on Woot! Somebody take one for the team and get rid of it!"

take one for the team 

This is the female version of take one for the team...

when a group of girls all aim to have sex with a group of hot guys
Becca are you taking one for the team?
Oh ayeee Robyn im going to take one for the team!!

Take one 

The favorite phrase of buisness executives and teenagers alike. "Take one" is often followed by the word free.
Can be found at trade shows and buisness/organization confrences: "take one" pencils and other miscellaneous items for advertising.
Can be found at high schools and doctors offices: "take one" packets on pregnancy, diseases, braces, and homosexuality (among other things).
While looking at the display covered in free information packets about things like avoiding pregnancy, Clara thought to her self "too bad i cant get a take one on how to give great head."
Take one by K to the I to the R December 25, 2005

take one out of the chamber 

Jerking off before having sex so you don't cum too fast
Like before a date with someone new you take one out of the chamber before you leave.

take one 

the fine art of snorting cocaine
well we got the bag you tring to take one? you dont got me
take one by witsend253 February 28, 2008

Take one 

To take part in the recieving of one item.
I began to take one of my Mother's cellular telephones so I could text my cool white guy friend from the siz-outh.
Take one by Alec May 14, 2004