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swing ones ass 

The way someone walks when he perceives himself to be a class above others.
Me: Dave's swagger, and pompous attitude doesn't bother me so much, since you told me he is paid much less than I am.

Office Manager: Yeah, he does swing his ass when when he walks.
swing ones ass by johnnyb July 23, 2004

Sting on my cheek 

When something or someone annoys you, you say they're a sting on the cheek. It's a phrase that can mean anything to you.
Boy: "Dad, I had another bad day."
Dad: "What happened, son?"
Boy: "Forget it. It's just the kids living upstairs. They're a sting on my cheek!"
Sting on my cheek by Lynx1 January 31, 2008

sing on my dick

To give oral sex to a male, to blow a dude
Last night that thot came over to sing on my dick. I came in like 45 seconds.
sing on my dick by B Rabbit 8 mile October 13, 2016

Little brown men on swings 

Bits of pooh attached to your anal hair.
Whilst having oral sex i noticed that the person had not wiped her bum properly. I came across some little brown men on swings.

A shot on the swings

Scottish phrase for intercourse. Indication that you want a shag. A plea for a ride.
After plying your partner with a right good bevvy: "Fancy a shot on the swings hen?

Sling some yoghurt on

Originally from Drawn Together, To Ejaculate on something
Sure it goes without saying I wasn't about to sling some yoghurt on an unconscious womans feed
Sling some yoghurt on by Snode February 19, 2023