Susan 

The mom of the group.always in other peoples business.Always there when you need her.The person who brings the finger sandwiches and macaroni salad to the potluck.The soccer mom who always drops off friends.Overall the judgy one!

“Your mom is such a Susan”

Susan by Holosexual1111111 December 5, 2017

Susan 

Susan's are the most lovely people you'll ever meet. If you marry one, your in for the best time of your life. There funny, interesting, caring,

If Susan were here things would be much different

Susan by TimmyD1234 December 23, 2015

Susan 

Perfect. That is all.

1: Wow Kate Upton looks so Susan today!
2: I know right? Perfection!

1: Dude Spoon's music is so Susan. The harmonies fit so well together.
2: I wish I was stoned.

Susan by TheBuddha October 23, 2014

Susan 

The most beautiful girl in the world. Her smile will bring joy to you and everyone around you. She will keep your secrets safe and never break your heart. But be sure not to get on her bad side because she will kill you. She also pretends to be a bunny and likes to hops around like a bunny.

John: Hey do you know Susan?
Steven: Yeah she is in my class.
John: Does she ever hop into class?
Steven: Yep, she is known for that!

Susan by laggyissteve January 20, 2013

Susan 

Known as a super senior, cranky, jaded, "been-there-done-that" Flight Attendant. She resembles a woman whom has been working for 25+ years. Usually in her 50s-70s. She is keeper of all galleys and a master hoarder of provisions. A woman who sought out a glamorous life of traveling the world as a Stewardess, only to bitch and complain about issues with the job/airline company. A woman who clearly used to enjoy the little things in life but somehow lost the ability to see the purpose of enjoying anything at all so is left to inflict misery and suffering on everything and everyone. Some will go as far a to check every phone to make sure they're on airplane mode. Wears hair clips and scrunchies, crocs, clarks boot shoes, quite possibly endless amounts of makeup (i.e. Blue eye shadow, rosy cheeks, hot pink lips, and probably fillers).

When Susan complains about the free Shuttle and that we arrived too early to the airport. “We should of taken an Uber!!” Thanks Susan.

Susan: "I miss the good ol' days of travel. When people dressed up. Our service was so nice."
Also Susan: *does not give passengers choice of cookie or pretzel* "It's too much work! You have to repeat yourself!"

Susan by SassyStew July 18, 2018

Susan 

Susans are the most strange people you can meet! They are so unique you get shocked, but also so beautiful by heart you cant stay away. They are so pure you just want to hug them and protect them, like a tiny and innocent puppy.

Can also be crazy like a monkey and make no sense at all. Having a conversation can make both you and Susan confused, which can be hopeless at times but also just funny when killing time.

Beautiful or not, she is a keeper!

Did you see that girl, Susan?
Yeah dude, she was so strange!
But she was pretty though, funny too
Agreed man, totally agreed.

Susan by 4DaWin April 2, 2015

Susan 

Susan tends to be a bit dramatic at times, but she will love you unconditionally if you are loyal in her worst times. She's funny, smart and pretty, even though she sometimes can't see it. They're always living in a dream, so you have to be open-minded when you're involved with someone like her. There's a freaky side of her when you get to know her well and if you're lucky, she will show it to you. This type of girl, will change the world one day.

Friend: Damn Joe, you had a Susan.
Joe: Oh man, I missed out.

Susan by Larson Larry February 10, 2019