Successful Poop 

A successful poop uses but one section of toilet paper.

Saves time, adds a whole new dimension to taking a good poop.

Poopee: "Hey, i just did the best poop ever!"
Friend: "oh, how many times did you wipe?"
Poopee: "only twice"
Friend: "Well i guess that wasn't really a Successful Poop"
Poopee: "fair point my fine feathered friend"

Successful Poop by Pompadour... October 30, 2011

Successful Climber 

A person that succeeds in 'climbing' from a lower social class to a higher one, by way of marriage

After Suzy had become a successful climber, she refused to eat at Red Lobster & Olive Garden

Successful Climber by catfight12 January 13, 2009

Successful uno 

When one is able to “finish” without any interruption, in the middle of intense concentration/activity

If people would stop calling me I would maybe be able to have a successful uno with my friends

Successful uno by UnoQu33n January 1, 2020

successful sandwich 

When life comes in the form of success in a sandwich

I'm gonna arm wrestle my way to anarchy. Can't do that without a successful sandwich

successful sandwich by raphael is awesome June 11, 2020

Successful Business MODATEC style 

When you can barely afford your workshop rent and electric, pay 1 guy to make tea £350 a week, your apprentice £150 a week, your main tech £500 a week, and then get 2 sub techs in on £160 each for 2 days work. Whilst still living at home, sleeping on your mums couch because all the other rooms are occupied, and your credit accounts are closing quicker than a bank in a recession. #MODATEC

I see uncs gone and done another modatec special successful business MODATEC style #MODATEC

Successful Business MODATEC style by Neekay88 December 16, 2020

successful landing 

Anything you can walk away from

I mean, half of my rocket exploded trying to land it on Mun, and so my kerbals are now stuck there, but they're still alive, so i call that a successful landing.

The plane is wrecked, but everyone survived, so that was a successful landing.

successful landing by anuncertainsomeone March 19, 2022

successful blick

To Catch an opposing team member lacking and dealing visible damage.

We have a successful blick

successful blick by Pseudonym 10 March 15, 2023